How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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