In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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