no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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