I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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