i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
where am i from again
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Randomize
