its not stalking. its research.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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