Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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