Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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