butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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