About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i came on her dog
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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