eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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