The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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