thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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