Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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