brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Oh god it's open bar.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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