After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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