you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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