U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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