JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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