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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she told me i tasted like america
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The air was thick with penises
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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