Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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