spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
and you fell through a lawn chair
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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