sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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