It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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