I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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