I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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