I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So apparently I’m into choking now
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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