I could make wine with my vomit
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Randomize