I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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