I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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