We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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