I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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