Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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