dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
