Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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