I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she peed on how many people?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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