Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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