Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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