im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
