he shaved USA in his pubs
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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