U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Oh god it's open bar.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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