Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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