I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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