Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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