yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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