so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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