I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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