i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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