If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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