So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Randomize
