id be glad to
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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