i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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