no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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