i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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