We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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