I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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