dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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