Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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