I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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